RHONJ Season 5 ep 7 “When Joes Collide”

We're all begging you ladies to stop screaming at each other. Photo credit" bravotv.com

We’re all begging you ladies to stop screaming at each other.
Photo credit: bravotv.com

Three seconds  in and the word “stripper” already surfaces, which is not good considering the group is getting ready for a relationship strengthening retreat in scenic Lake George,NY. As everybody packs they take turns predicting just how awful this trip will be. Their attitudes suck, setting us up for what could be World War III.

Melissa, Joe Gorga, Kathy, Rich, and Rosie all head upstate in a chartered bus that is complete with a stripper pole. I’m wondering why all these stripper references. Is this forshadowing? Teresa and Juicy head up alone sweetly holding hands, and unsweetly talking about the others. They aren’t the only ones at fault though, everybody on the fun bus is talking smack as well, everyone except for Rosie who gets my vote for best in  show this week. Rosie has the right attitude and a big open heart. Personally I think she would have done a better job than the assigned “team leaders” but I’ll get to that later.

The Manzos and Lauritas are skipping out on the retreat. Caroline instead is trying to get Al to relax from his work schedule (what else is new) and he’s taking her for a walk over a bridge. Being that Caro is terrified of heights this may be a tactic to make her ship him back to The Brownstone. Jac tells us she didn’t go because she’s rather have her lips waxed, “all of them.” Doesn’t matter, she’s too busy cleaning Santino’s poop off her deck.

Back to the traveling 7, they all arrive at the…uh resort? Not sure what to call it, but it’s snowy and desolate, and may as well be the hotel from The Shining, because it’s about to get pretty scary in there. Rosie is all excited for the “team leaders” to arrive. Everybody else seems like they’d rather be getting waxed with Jacqueline.

The team leaders finally arrive and I’m pretty sure one of them is Ron Howard. “Opie” and his co-leader look a little, ok a LOT, too innocent to work with this crowd. Steve states he’s been doing this relationship building schtick for a long time, but even if he had hair when he started his career, I bet nothing could prepare him for the RHONJ cast. They start by tossing a bunch of colored napkins inside a ring (really a giant noose on the floor).  In all honesty it looks like something my kids played at toddler gym.

The exercise is reminiscent of Twister. They all have to stand on the squares without touching the ground. Each time they succeed a square is taken away, and Joe Gorga sticks his hands further up his wife’s ass. After they graduate from Gymboree, Steve and Stephanie want to know why they were able to work together. Kathy says it’s because it was a simple task. Melissa tells the cameras it’s because Juicy’s brain can comprehend it.

After the episode of Romper Room has ended things start to get heated, and it’s not just because the climate system is cranked up too high. Somehow the arguing starts and then snowballs and snowballs and snowballs and as it gets louder and louder members of the “team” really retreat until the last two arguing are Melissa and Teresa who are face to face screaming and squeaking and we can barely understand what they are saying, though I’m sure our dogs could. This is the much promoted scene of Mel on her knees begging “stop hurting us.”

Steve and Stephanie have now gotten so quiet I think they may have left the room…and retired. Suddenly Joe Gorga is calling Teresa “scum”. Teresa then goes outside and calls Juicy in  for back up and then Gorga throws his entire body into Juicy. The saga continues next week in what looks like it could be the ugliest fight in RHONJ history thus far.

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8 thoughts on “RHONJ Season 5 ep 7 “When Joes Collide”

  1. I don’t understand how there can be a debate about the actual fight. Joe Gorga called Teresa scum, Joe Giudice wanted an apology and Joe Gorga charged him like a bull. Joe Gorga is 100% at fault for the brawl. But if you want to say Joe Gorga has years of frustration built up, ok. But we have not seen what these years of frustration are from. I still don’t understand where all the anger has stemmed from. The only thing I have seen is Teresa and Melissa’s petty bickering. Not nice, but not earth shattering either and certainly not worth all this hate.

  2. Though I love Joe Gorga, I have to lay this one on him. He has been out of control over Teresa, especially since the gym incident when I thought he would split the weights ( or himself ) in half. That would be OK though: Evidently there’s enough of Tarzan to go around.

  3. Everyone loves to dump on Teresa, but that Rich Wakiles lays into her and Juicy Joe really nasty, while Kathy does what she does best, enable and act like she doesnt hear him. They all said very nasty mean girl things on that bus about Teresa. Yet, when she and Juicy say stuff, they are condemned.
    The fight was definitely Joe Gorga. Rushing like a damn little pitbull towards Juicy was asinine, but I guess the Roid Rage must get you like that. Plus he was completely pushed to his limits by that overacting and unnecessary scene from his wife, on her knees all dramatic. SMH..
    Teresa had every right to leave and tell her husband! WTF? She was trying to leave, Juicy was enraged, drunk probably and had enough of Gorga. It was bound to happen.

    PS – Kudos to Rosie and Caroline for being sweethearts on this episode. I have to say, I like the kinder, gentler Rosie and the romantic, minding-her-own-business Caroline!

  4. We didn’t get to see the whole brawl. But from what I saw, both Joe’s seemed at fault, to a point. Juicy seemed heated and came back into the ballroom with intentions of getting Joey to apologize to Teresa for calling her ‘scum’. Instead of listening to what Juicy had to say, Joey charged at him. So, I think Joey was at fault. I may change my mind after seeing next weeks episode…

  5. Well it actually looks like Juicy Joe’s original intent was to obtain an apology when Joe Gorga rushed him as he walked in the door. However, everyone in the group (sans Rosie) is so willing to place the blame on everyone else and not take any for themselves, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

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